Home MISC 5 Extremely Witty Epitaphs. MISC 5 Extremely Witty Epitaphs. Crizic brings to you 5 epitaphs that redefine what it means to say goodbye to the world. Aug 21, 2015 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter 5. H.G Wells. He knew time’s inevitability too well. 4. Charles Bukowski. Captain Hindsight. 3. Winston Churchill. Caustic to the very end. 2. Heisenberg. Subtlety at its finest. 1. Alexander The Great. Doesn’t get better than this. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR MISC 5 SHOCKING pictures to sum up Pollution in India. MISC 7 toughest books to read MISC GTA IN REAL LIFE!